PUN 1
IF THE DOVE IS THE BIRD OF THE PEACE, THE SWALLOW
IS THE BIRD OF LOVE.

PUN 2
Q: WHO MADE THE FIRST DRINK?
A: ADAM. HE MADE EVE'S CHERRY POP

PUN 3
I USED TO WORK WITH A BALD-HEADED GUY WHO HAD
TATTOOS OF RABBITS ALL OVER HIS HEAD. FROM A
DISTANCE, THEY LOOK LIKE HARES.

PUN 4
THE DONKEY IS THE ONLY ANIMAL THAT CAN REPRODUCE
BY ASS FUCKING.

PUN 5
Q: WHY WAS IT DIFFICULT FOR CLINTON TO FIRE MONICA
LEWINSKY?
A: HE COULDN'T GIVE HER A PINK SLIP WITHOUT ASKING
HER TO TRY IT ON FIRST.

PUN 6
THE QUICKEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THRU HIS CHEST.

PUN 7
Q: WHICH VEGETABLE DID NOAH LEAVE OFF THE ARK?
A: LEEKS

PUN 8
Q: WHAT DID ADAM SAY IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN ON
DECEMBER 24?
A: IT'S CHRISTMAS, EVE.

PUN 9
A WISE MAN ONCE SAID THAT INSTEAD OF SEEING A WOMAN
WRESTLE, HE'D LIKE TO SEE HER BOX.

PUN 10
I DROPPED OUT OF MY COMMUNISM CLASS BECAUSE OF LOUSY
MARX.