funny jokes 1

JOKE 1
The loose cowgirl got fired because she couldn't keep her calves together.

JOKE 2
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
- because he comes only once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

JOKE 3
A man was looking for work at a blacksmith shop. The blacksmith asked him,
"can you shoe horses?"
"I'm not sure," the man said, "but I once told a donkey to fuck off."

JOKE 4
Did you hear about the woman who went on a fishing trip with five guys?
- she came back with a big red snapper.

JOKE 5
Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?
A: whistle thru his pecker.

JOKE 6
At The Anatomy Class
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."

JOKE 7
Flying Kites
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down. After this goes on for a while, his wife sticks her head out the front door and yells, "You need more tail."
The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understand women. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she told me to go fly a kite!"