punnery

PUN 1
IF ALL THE WOMEN LEFT THE COUNTRY, THERE WOULD BE A
STAGNATION.

PUN 2
AN ICE CREAM TRUCK MAN IS A SUNDAE DRIVER.

PUN 3
HOTEL OWNERS USUALLY HAVE SUITE DREAMS.

PUN 4
THE REPENTANT BARBER IS IN JAIL 'COS HE RAN A CLIP JOINT.

PUN 5
DOES A COFFEE SHOP HAVE THE GROUNDS TO OPERATE IN
THE BLACK?

PUN 6
MY EAR PROBLEM GREW WORSE EACH DAY. IT SEEMED TO WAX
DAILY.

PUN 7
AS A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT, LENIN WAS OBSESSED WITH HIS MARX.

PUN 8
SOME PEOPLE BECOME BAKERS 'COS THEY KNEAD THE DOUGH.

PUN 9
A PRETTY BLONDE ASKED FOR A PITCHER FULL OF BEER. SO THE
WAITER BROUGHT HER A DRUNK BASEBALL PLAYER.

PUN 10
FOR INSOMNIA, MOVE TO THE EDGE OF THE BED AND YOU WILL
SOON DROP OFF.