Cutting the Grass
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbour lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!", to which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she
cuts the grass!"
segunda-feira, 26 de setembro de 2011
domingo, 11 de setembro de 2011
U.S. citizens
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Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Africa were born in Angola, Indiana. Some U.S citizens who have never been to South America were born in Brazil, Indiana. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Asia were born in China, Maine. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to the Caribbean were born in Cuba, New York. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Europe were born in Italy, Texas. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Western Asia were born in Lebanon, Pennsylvania. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to the land of the Aztecs were born in Mexico, Missouri. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Europe were born in Norway, Wisconsin. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to South America were born in Peru, Indiana. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Central Europe were born in Poland, Ohio. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to a Nordic country were born in Sweden, New York. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Western Asia were born in Palestine, Connecticut.
Theobaldo Monteiro
Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Africa were born in Angola, Indiana. Some U.S citizens who have never been to South America were born in Brazil, Indiana. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Asia were born in China, Maine. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to the Caribbean were born in Cuba, New York. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Europe were born in Italy, Texas. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Western Asia were born in Lebanon, Pennsylvania. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to the land of the Aztecs were born in Mexico, Missouri. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Europe were born in Norway, Wisconsin. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to South America were born in Peru, Indiana. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Central Europe were born in Poland, Ohio. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to a Nordic country were born in Sweden, New York. Some U.S. Citizens who have never been to Western Asia were born in Palestine, Connecticut.
Theobaldo Monteiro
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