01- “You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.” - Dorothy Parker
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02- Where do you find giant snails? - On the end of giants' fingers.
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03- Cigar smokers appreciate a great butt.
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04- Why isn't whispering permitted at class? - Because it is not aloud.
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05- Hands are like bells, especially when they are wrung.
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06- In some places, fog will never be mist.
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07- The sheep rustler who broke out of jail is now on the lam.
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08- Why do cows wear cowbells? - Because their horns don't work.
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09- Tell me, how am I supposed to breathe with no heir?
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10- She is only a moonshiner's daughter but I love her still.
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